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12/20/2024: Shutdown Showdown 🇺🇲

12/19/2024: Follow the Light!

12/18/2024: 🎄 Dumpster Christmas

12/17/2024: If You Like Pina Coladas… 🏖️

12/16/2024: 🥧 Pie Attack!

12/13/2024: Idiot of the Week

12/12/2024: A Drunk & His Mule

12/11/2024: Drone Target Practice

12/10/2024: Flying Ferry ⛴️

12/9/2024: The Nerds Take Vega

12/7/2024: The Future of Morning Martini

12/6/2024: ¡Viva Chi-Chi’s!

12/5/2024: Christmas Pie Heist!

12/4/2024: Chaos in South Korea

12/3/2024: Enron 2.0

12/2/2024: Turkey Terror!

11/27/2024: Arctic Bunker Revealed!

11/26/2024: Space Smells

11/25/2024: That’s Bananas!

11/23/2024: Top Shelf Saturday Edition

11/22/2024: DOGE Preview

11/21/2024: High Rent, High Fashion

11/20/2024: Hamster Attack!

11/19/2024: Cyber Warfare

11/18/2024: Beach Goo Blobs

11/16/2024: Politics At Home

11/15/2024: Bear Attack Caper, Day Two

11/14/2024: Bear Attack Caper

11/13/2024: Chicken Wars

11/12/2024: From Uzbekistan With Love

11/11/2024: Monkey Business

11/9/2024: Election Reflections

11/8/2024: Monkey Huntin’

11/7/2024: Switched at Birth

11/6/2024: 45/47

11/5/2024: How to Vote From Space

11/4/2024: Man vs. Bureaucracy

11/2/2024: Early Vote Tea Leaves

11/1/2024: Quittin’ Time

10/31/2024: Witchy Warnings!

10/30/2024: Jet Commuter

10/29/2024: Pot Pizza

10/28/2024: Puppet People

10/26/2024: Election Guide 2024, Part One

10/25/2024: World’s Smallest Rubik’s Cube

10/24/2024: Something’s Fishy

10/23/2024: Between a Rock and a Hard Place

10/22/2024: America’s Best Restroom

10/21/2024: Cat Rescue!

10/19/2024: Command & Conker

10/18/2024: Model Behavior

10/17/2024: So a Cop and a Teacher Open a Brothel…

10/16/2024: Google Goes Nuclear

10/15/2024: Reusable Rockets

10/14/2024: Starship Success! 🚀

10/12/2024: Dispatch from North Carolina

10/11/2024: Burn-Butt 🔥

10/10/2024: Raccoon Swarm!

10/9/2024: Beer Can Caper!

10/8/2024: Bear Attack!

10/7/2024: Whack-a-Terrorist

9/5/2024: A.I. Goes Nuclear

10/4/2024: Get to Work!

10/3/2024: Dress Slacks Are Dead

10/2/2024: Free Candy!

10/1/2024: Weekend Fitness 🏋️

9/30/2024: Billionaire Boom

9/28/2024: Menendez Murder Redux

9/27/2024: Fun In The Sun ☀️

9/26/2024: Cookie Poll 2024

9/25/2024: FTX Accomplice Sentenced

9/24/2024: Bull Bust

9/23/2024: Mid-Air Mouse Escape!

9/21/2024: Mystery of the Disappearing Paintings

9/20/2024: Passport Renewal Made Easy

9/19/2024: Snake Slaughter 2024

9/18/2024: Naked Bike Trip

9/17/2024: How Rude!

9/16/2024: Another Assassination Attempt

9/14/2024: Dispatch from Springfield

9/13/2024: The Geese Are Getting Fat

9/12/2024: Mail Vote Mayhem!

9/11/2024: Fat Science!

9/10/2024: Fyre’d Up!

9/9/2024: A New Space Age 🚀

Saturday Morning Happy Hour 9/7

9/6/2024: Pot Shots

9/5/2024: First Space Force Deployment

9/4/2024: Burning Man Dust Bowl

9/3/2024: Computer Bugs 🪲

Saturday Morning Happy Hour 8/31

8/30/2024: What’s Cookin'?

8/29/2024: What American Dream?

8/28/2024: Defector Deal

8/27/2024: Water Buffalo Mayhem!

8/26/2024: Tree Bandit!

8/23/2024: Smash ‘n Grab

8/22/2024: Space Suit Swap

8/21/2024: “Banksy Woz Ere”

8/20/2024: Sir, We’ve Lost Your Skull

8/19/2024: Man’s (Expensive) Best Friend

8/16/2024: Starbuck$ Payday

8/15/2024: Girl 1, Robber 0

8/14/2024: Bee Attack!

8/13/2024: Realtor Rule Shakeup

8/12/2024: Medal Mayhem!

8/9/2024: Birthday Suit Bandit!

8/8/2024: ISIS Plot to Take Out Swifties

8/7/2024: Credit Crunch

8/6/2024: Worst Uber Review Ever

8/5/2024: The Plants Are Watching

8/2/2024: Paintball Justice

8/1/2024: Rat Attack!

7/31/2024: Stolen Vehicle Vigilantes

7/30/2024: $avings Struggle 🤑

7/29/2024: Starliner Stranded

TOP SHELF: They’re With Her

7/26/2024: Road Rage

7/25/2024: Cocaine Sharks!

7/24/2024: French Spy Patrol 🇫🇷

7/23/2024: Train Attack!

7/22/2024: Election State of Play

7/21/2024: It’s Joe-ver

If Joe Won't Go...

7/19/2024: Lo-an Blow

7/18/2024: Snail Mail

7/17/2024: Assassination Plot Thickens

7/16/2024: Porn Professor Admonished

7/15/2024: “Fight.”

7/12/2024: Would You Like Pepper With That?

7/11/2024: Another LEGO Con

7/10/2024: Ancient Cave Art

7/9/2024: Horse Rescue!

7/8/2024: The Chestnut Chow-Down

7/4/2024: Happy Independence Day!

7/3/2024: Poozeum 💩

7/2/2024: Lego Lost At Sea

7/1/2024: Hurricane Beryl

6/28/2024: YOLO Summer

6/27/2024: Bribery Backlash

6/26/2024: Travel Boom

6/25/2024: Frying Pan Offensive

6/24/2024: Sweaty Olympics

6/21/2024: Two Dictators & a Limo

6/20/2024: Fast Food Shootout

6/19/2024: Lock Up the Phones!

6/18/2024: Double the Love

6/17/2024: iMessage Mayhem

6/14/2024: “Unfinished Beef”

6/13/2024: “Quest” Found

6/12/2024: Food Fight!

6/11/2024: Blitzed Burglar

6/10/2024: LEGO Bandit Update

6/7/2024: If a Tree Falls…

6/6/2024: A Ladies’ Top, 2 Snakes & Lots of Drugs

Lost and Found

6/5/2024: Miracle Necklace

6/4/2024: Southern Castration

6/3/2024: Magnet-Fishing Jackpot

5/31/2024: Pint-Sized Picasso

5/30/2024: Crap Me a River

5/29/2024: How to Make Friends and Pick Up Chicks

5/28/2024: Lost and Found at Sea

5/24/2024: Travel Boom

5/23/2024: Stoners vs Drunks

5/22/2024: The Great Shrimp Caper

5/21/2024: Pricey Pineapples

5/20/2024: Jack-not!

5/18/2024: “Let’s Get Ready to Rumble!”

5/17/2024: Let’s Go to Mars!

5/16/2024: Get Her Goose

5/15/2024: Admissions Snafu

5/14/2024: Gold Hoard

5/13/2024: Shark Attack(s)!

5/10/2024: Rooftop Ninja

5/9/2024: Retail Robber

5/8/2024: Ham-Fisted Attack

5/7/2024: Soccer Scuffle

5/6/2024: Double, Double Mortgage Trouble

5/4/2024: How Did We Get Here?

5/3/2024: Monkey Medicine

5/2/2024: Don’t Kick The Bison

5/1/2024: Campus Carnage

5/1/2024: Campus Carnage Supplemental

4/30/2024: Clashes at Columbia

4/29/2024: Bee Arson

4/26/2024: Population Collapse!

4/25/2024: Bullet Bonehead

4/24/2024: Sir, Have You Been Drinking?

4/23/2024: Bulldog Bandit Strikes Again!

4/22/2024: How to Win the Lottery

4/19/2024: Too Drunk to Fly

4/18/2024: Dead on Arrival

4/17/2024: High Stakes Diplomacy

4/16/2024: Paradise Lo(s)t 🌴

4/15/2024: Abs-olutely Fabulous Feat

4/12/2024: Oh Dam!

4/11/2024: Dengue Defense

4/10/2024: Bus Bedlam!

4/9/2024: No Parking

4/8/2024: Guacamole Gunfight

4/5/2024: Vault Heist!

4/4/2024: 20,000 Elephants!

4/3/2024: Eclipse Exemptions

4/2/2024: Cry for the Taxman

4/1/2024: “Tell Me This Isn’t A Government Operation”

4/1/2024: Top Shelf Supplemental

3/30/2024: What Border Crisis?

3/29/2024: Is This For Here or By Drone?

3/28/2024: Hedgehog Rescue?

3/27/2024: Strippers’ Bill of Rights

3/26/2024: Tractor Rebellion: UK Edition

3/25/2024: Jailbreak Hit and Run

3/23/2023: Clinched.

3/22/2024: Crime Edition

3/21/2024: World Happiness Report 😀

3/20/2024: Albert the Alligator 🐊

3/19/2024: Banksy Strikes Again

3/18/2024: Rideshare Crackdown

3/15/2024: Starship Successes 🚀

3/14/2024: TikTok's Clock is Ticking

3/13/2024: If You Give a Rat a Joint…

3/12/2024: Haiti In Chaos

3/11/2024: Oscars Recap 2024

3/8/2024: Thar She Blows 🐳

3/7/2024: Boy Genius

3/6/2024: A Big Mac A Day… 🍔

3/5/2024: Ancient Art Find

3/4/2024: Cocaine Rollerblades

3/2/2023: Super Tuesday Preview

3/1/2024: Hawaiian Cliff Diving

2/29/2024: Six Years for SBF?

2/28/2024: Tree-Tossin’ Fraudster

2/27/2024: Pistachio King

2/26/2024: Barbie Phone

2/23/2024: Shmollege Update

2/22/2024: A.I. Meltdown

2/21/2024: Butt Bandit

2/20/2024: Don’t Feed the Gators 🐊

2/19/2024: Out of Luck

2/16/2024: “Cold is Gold” 🍺

2/15/2024: Midair Maggots 🐛

2/14/2024: History in Sin City 🏈

2/13/2024: Raccoon Fight! 🦝

2/12/2024: ‘Roo on the Loose 🦘

2/10/2024: “Elderly Man With a Poor Memory”

2/9/2024: America’s New Favorite Pastime

2/8/2024: Household Debt Bomb 🤑

2/7/2024: Cocaine Hippos On The Rise

2/6/2024: Farmer Rebellion Expands 🚜

2/5/2024: Dognapper Justice

2/2/2024: Farmers Siege Brussels

2/1/2024: RIP FTX

1/31/2024: Not Your Average Arsonist 🔥

1/30/2024: The Vet Clinic Next Door 🐈

1/29/2024: Farm-surrection in France

1/27/2024: Two-Person Race

1/26/2024: Deep-Fried Toothpicks

1/25/2024: To the Skies! 🏢

1/24/2024: Fyre Festival II Update

1/23/2024: Ritziest Zip Code

1/22/2024: Forcible Cat Ejection

1/20/2024: Joe Biden, Write-in Candidate

1/19/2024: Monkey Racket, Part II 🐒

1/18/2024: International Edition 🌏

1/17/2024: Oldest Dog Ever (?) 🐕

1/16/2024: Iceland on Fire 🌋

1/15/2024: That’s Super-Hot! 🌋

1/13/2024: Caucus Coming Up

1/12/2024: Bulldog Bandits!

1/11/2024: Family Therapy

1/10/2024: Hot for Chancellor 🍺

1/9/2024: Prison Escape!

1/8/2024: Cannonball!

1/6/2024: And We’re Off!

1/5/2024: Exploding Toilet 🚽

1/4/2024: Monkey Racket

1/3/2024: Blame the Pig

2024: The Year Ahead