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12/20/2024: Shutdown Showdown 🇺🇲
12/18/2024: 🎄 Dumpster Christmas
12/17/2024: If You Like Pina Coladas… 🏖️
12/12/2024: A Drunk & His Mule
12/11/2024: Drone Target Practice
12/9/2024: The Nerds Take Vega
12/7/2024: The Future of Morning Martini
12/5/2024: Christmas Pie Heist!
12/4/2024: Chaos in South Korea
11/27/2024: Arctic Bunker Revealed!
11/23/2024: Top Shelf Saturday Edition
11/21/2024: High Rent, High Fashion
11/15/2024: Bear Attack Caper, Day Two
11/12/2024: From Uzbekistan With Love
11/9/2024: Election Reflections
11/5/2024: How to Vote From Space
11/4/2024: Man vs. Bureaucracy
11/2/2024: Early Vote Tea Leaves
10/26/2024: Election Guide 2024, Part One
10/25/2024: World’s Smallest Rubik’s Cube
10/23/2024: Between a Rock and a Hard Place
10/22/2024: America’s Best Restroom
10/17/2024: So a Cop and a Teacher Open a Brothel…
10/16/2024: Google Goes Nuclear
10/14/2024: Starship Success! 🚀
10/12/2024: Dispatch from North Carolina
10/3/2024: Dress Slacks Are Dead
9/28/2024: Menendez Murder Redux
9/25/2024: FTX Accomplice Sentenced
9/23/2024: Mid-Air Mouse Escape!
9/21/2024: Mystery of the Disappearing Paintings
9/20/2024: Passport Renewal Made Easy
9/19/2024: Snake Slaughter 2024
9/16/2024: Another Assassination Attempt
9/14/2024: Dispatch from Springfield
9/13/2024: The Geese Are Getting Fat
Saturday Morning Happy Hour 9/7
9/5/2024: First Space Force Deployment
9/4/2024: Burning Man Dust Bowl
Saturday Morning Happy Hour 8/31
8/29/2024: What American Dream?
8/27/2024: Water Buffalo Mayhem!
8/20/2024: Sir, We’ve Lost Your Skull
8/19/2024: Man’s (Expensive) Best Friend
8/13/2024: Realtor Rule Shakeup
8/9/2024: Birthday Suit Bandit!
8/8/2024: ISIS Plot to Take Out Swifties
8/6/2024: Worst Uber Review Ever
8/5/2024: The Plants Are Watching
7/31/2024: Stolen Vehicle Vigilantes
7/24/2024: French Spy Patrol 🇫🇷
7/22/2024: Election State of Play
7/17/2024: Assassination Plot Thickens
7/16/2024: Porn Professor Admonished
7/12/2024: Would You Like Pepper With That?
7/8/2024: The Chestnut Chow-Down
7/4/2024: Happy Independence Day!
6/25/2024: Frying Pan Offensive
6/21/2024: Two Dictators & a Limo
6/19/2024: Lock Up the Phones!
6/6/2024: A Ladies’ Top, 2 Snakes & Lots of Drugs
6/3/2024: Magnet-Fishing Jackpot
5/29/2024: How to Make Friends and Pick Up Chicks
5/28/2024: Lost and Found at Sea
5/22/2024: The Great Shrimp Caper
5/18/2024: “Let’s Get Ready to Rumble!”
5/6/2024: Double, Double Mortgage Trouble
5/4/2024: How Did We Get Here?
5/2/2024: Don’t Kick The Bison
5/1/2024: Campus Carnage Supplemental
4/30/2024: Clashes at Columbia
4/26/2024: Population Collapse!
4/24/2024: Sir, Have You Been Drinking?
4/23/2024: Bulldog Bandit Strikes Again!
4/22/2024: How to Win the Lottery
4/17/2024: High Stakes Diplomacy
4/15/2024: Abs-olutely Fabulous Feat
4/1/2024: “Tell Me This Isn’t A Government Operation”
4/1/2024: Top Shelf Supplemental
3/30/2024: What Border Crisis?
3/29/2024: Is This For Here or By Drone?
3/27/2024: Strippers’ Bill of Rights
3/26/2024: Tractor Rebellion: UK Edition
3/25/2024: Jailbreak Hit and Run
3/21/2024: World Happiness Report 😀
3/20/2024: Albert the Alligator 🐊
3/19/2024: Banksy Strikes Again
3/18/2024: Rideshare Crackdown
3/15/2024: Starship Successes 🚀
3/14/2024: TikTok's Clock is Ticking
3/13/2024: If You Give a Rat a Joint…
3/4/2024: Cocaine Rollerblades
3/2/2023: Super Tuesday Preview
3/1/2024: Hawaiian Cliff Diving
2/28/2024: Tree-Tossin’ Fraudster
2/20/2024: Don’t Feed the Gators 🐊
2/14/2024: History in Sin City 🏈
2/12/2024: ‘Roo on the Loose 🦘
2/10/2024: “Elderly Man With a Poor Memory”
2/9/2024: America’s New Favorite Pastime
2/8/2024: Household Debt Bomb 🤑
2/7/2024: Cocaine Hippos On The Rise
2/6/2024: Farmer Rebellion Expands 🚜
2/2/2024: Farmers Siege Brussels
1/31/2024: Not Your Average Arsonist 🔥
1/30/2024: The Vet Clinic Next Door 🐈
1/29/2024: Farm-surrection in France
1/26/2024: Deep-Fried Toothpicks
1/24/2024: Fyre Festival II Update
1/22/2024: Forcible Cat Ejection
1/20/2024: Joe Biden, Write-in Candidate
1/19/2024: Monkey Racket, Part II 🐒
1/18/2024: International Edition 🌏
1/17/2024: Oldest Dog Ever (?) 🐕
1/15/2024: That’s Super-Hot! 🌋