Archive - Morning Martini

12/23/2025: Thank You 🫡

PLUS: Vertical Integration; The Die Hard Christmas Conundrum; and Merry Christmas, You’re Fired

Dec 23, 2025

12/22/2025: The $750 Billion Man

PLUS: Tariff Talk; Family Business; and Andy & Jeff

Dec 22, 2025

12/19/2025: Uber to the Rescue!

PLUS: Foiled Attack; Original Jovie; and Boys Weekend

Dec 19, 2025

12/18/2025: Kayak Bandits!

PLUS: Britain Has Fallen; Family Yoga; and Asking for Help

Dec 18, 2025

12/17/2025: Ford’s EV Bust

PLUS: Tariff Talk; Gray Hair, Don’t Care; and Tuesday Brunch

Dec 17, 2025

12/16/2025: Trunk Squatter

PLUS: Shmollege Update; Jen & Ben & Jen; and No-Fly Zone

Dec 16, 2025

12/15/2025: Rescued Dog

PLUS: Spittin’ Leaves; Bonus Season; and Andy’s “Shoebox”

Dec 15, 2025

12/12/2025: Burger With a Side of Pepper Spray

PLUS: Melting Pot; Kim & Khloe & Britney; and “Cookie Queens”

Dec 12, 2025

12/11/2025: Seattle Showdown

PLUS: Pride Problems; Travis Unwrapped; and Masaka Kids

Dec 11, 2025

12/10/2025: Sweaty Seatmates

PLUS: Tariff Talk; Pam & Liam; and Golf Course Rebrand

Dec 10, 2025

12/9/2025: Ultimate Retirement Party

PLUS: Raccoon Cocktails; Cruise Coconut Cake; and Under Review

Dec 9, 2025

12/8/2025: The PHNX Rises!

PLUS: Elon’s Next Project; Go-Go Hawn; and Ms. Equerry

Dec 8, 2025

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