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9/21/2023: Pseudo-Bacon Bust 🥓
PLUS: Kraft Recall; Sherri Gets Paused; and Palace Climber
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9/20/2023: Lightbulb Hoarder 💡
PLUS: Missing Jet Found; BSB x NSYNC; and Royal CEO
Sep 20
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9/19/2023: Dude, Where’s My Car?
PLUS: Missing Jet; “Posh”; and Sweater for Sale
Sep 19
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9/18/2023: Three Strikes ⚙️, Two Fouls ⚾
PLUS: Inside SBF’s Head; Dolly & Elvis; and Harry’s Birthday
Sep 18
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9/15/2023: Fire Sale 🔥
PLUS: We’re Doomed; “Better Place”; and Royal Hunting Lease Ends
Sep 15
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9/14/2023: Treehouse Eviction 🛖
PLUS: FTX Assets to Auction; The Beyonce Beat; and Meg’s Fashion Influence
Sep 14
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9/13/2023: Wine Rivers 🍷
PLUS: New iPhone Chargers; Gwen vs. Reba; and Royal Diplomacy
Sep 13
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9/12/2023: Toilet Talk
PLUS: Self-Serve Soda Removal; “Cher Christmas”; and Royal Survey Says…
Sep 12
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9/11/2023: “Who Is The President?” 🇺🇸
PLUS: SpaceX Relaunch; Defending Danny; and Still No Brotherly Love
Sep 11
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9/8/2023: The Great Tennis Ball Dilemma 🎾
PLUS: Gatorade Water; Pepsi Archives; and Royal Popularity
Sep 8
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9/7/2023: Rothschild Masterpieces 🏦
PLUS: Disney Drama; “Posh”; and Malibu > Montecito
Sep 7
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9/6/2023: Post-Pandemic Peloton Slump 🚴🏼
PLUS: Delta Diarrhea; Cher Doesn’t Need to Turn Back Time; and Royal Hierarchy
Sep 6
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