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9/21/2023: Pseudo-Bacon Bust 🥓

PLUS: Kraft Recall; Sherri Gets Paused; and Palace Climber

20 hrs ago

9/20/2023: Lightbulb Hoarder 💡

PLUS: Missing Jet Found; BSB x NSYNC; and Royal CEO

Sep 20

9/19/2023: Dude, Where’s My Car?

PLUS: Missing Jet; “Posh”; and Sweater for Sale

Sep 19

9/18/2023: Three Strikes ⚙️, Two Fouls ⚾

PLUS: Inside SBF’s Head; Dolly & Elvis; and Harry’s Birthday

Sep 18

9/15/2023: Fire Sale 🔥

PLUS: We’re Doomed; “Better Place”; and Royal Hunting Lease Ends

Sep 15

9/14/2023: Treehouse Eviction 🛖

PLUS: FTX Assets to Auction; The Beyonce Beat; and Meg’s Fashion Influence

Sep 14

9/13/2023: Wine Rivers 🍷

PLUS: New iPhone Chargers; Gwen vs. Reba; and Royal Diplomacy

Sep 13

9/12/2023: Toilet Talk

PLUS: Self-Serve Soda Removal; “Cher Christmas”; and Royal Survey Says…

Sep 12

9/11/2023: “Who Is The President?” 🇺🇸

PLUS: SpaceX Relaunch; Defending Danny; and Still No Brotherly Love

Sep 11

9/8/2023: The Great Tennis Ball Dilemma 🎾

PLUS: Gatorade Water; Pepsi Archives; and Royal Popularity

Sep 8

9/7/2023: Rothschild Masterpieces 🏦

PLUS: Disney Drama; “Posh”; and Malibu > Montecito

Sep 7

9/6/2023: Post-Pandemic Peloton Slump 🚴🏼

PLUS: Delta Diarrhea; Cher Doesn’t Need to Turn Back Time; and Royal Hierarchy

Sep 6

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