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2/3/2023: Masks are for Uggos
PLUS: The Oldest Dog Ever, Jessica Simpson’s Mystery Flame, and the Church of Kris
10 hr ago
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2/2/2023: Monkey-Thievin’
PLUS: More super-duper White House transparency, Big Tours & Big Retirements, and Prince William Moves On
Feb 2
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"Tár": Best Picture Nominees 2023 Review Series
What point is a film, in which the anti-woke protagonist is a villain, trying to make?
Feb 1
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2/1/2023: Too Broke to Date?
PLUS: The Biden-China Connection; Gisele to Spill Divorce Details; and Harry the Horrible
Feb 1
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1/31/2023: Don’t Steal a Cop Car
PLUS: The Government Is The Problem; Stolen Wedding Dress; and Tristan Thompson’s Big Move
Jan 31
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1/30/2023: How to Stick It To Your Ex
PLUS: Trump on the Stump, “Shakira, Shakira”; and Some Brits Still Like Harry
Jan 30
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1/27/2023: Drink More (Non-Alcoholic) Beer!
PLUS: Biden Biffs on Tax Code; The Other Kushner; and Booted from Buckingham
Jan 27
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1/26/2023: $3.4 Million in Debt … Every Day
PLUS: Trump’s Back on Facebook (Soon); Gisele’s New Man?; and “Hulk Hogan’s TP Tweet”
Jan 26
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