Sitemap - 2023 - Morning Martini
Year in Review: October - December
Year in Review: July - September
Year in Review: January - March
12/19/2023: FTX is Back! (Kind Of)
12/15/2023: How Not to Deal Drugs
12/14/2023: The Hypochondria Paradox 🤒
12/13/2023: The Cost of the American Dream
12/12/2023: Greek Soccer Shocker ⚽
12/11/2023: “Discouragement Bias”
12/6/2023: Humanoid Robot Factory 🤖
12/4/2023: College Shmollege, Part 728
12/1/2023: From the Earth to the Moon 🚀
11/29/2023: Construction Genie Joy Ride
11/28/2023: Small World Streaker 🏃
11/27/2023: Thanksgiving Wallet Wallop
11/22/2023: How Much Is Happiness?
11/21/2023: 2,150 Year Sentence(s) ⚖️
11/20/2023: World’s Fastest Rollercoaster
11/17/2023: The Original American Lumberjacks
11/14/2023: How Much Do You Tip? 💸
11/13/2023: Champagne Heist! 🍾
11/10/2023: All Out of Olives 🫒
11/9/2023: The Binge Drinking Crown 🍻
11/7/2023: Me Holds Are Burstin’ With Swag! 🪙
11/3/2023: Find a Penny, Pick It Up…
11/2/2023: Rolling Stones Make History (Again)
10/31/2023: Vampire Real Estate 🦇
10/30/2023: Is It Cold In Here? 🥶
10/27/2023: The (Other) Boy Who Lived ⚡
10/26/2023: That’s Not a Bomb! 💣
10/25/2023: Guess What’s Expensive?
10/19/2023: The Strip Club Next Door 💃
10/17/2023: The Ultimate Speed Trap
10/13/2023: “Eras” On the Big Screen 📽️
10/11/2023: How to Wash Your Jeans 👖
10/10/2023: The World’s Most Expensive Wedding Singer
10/9/2023: It’s a Marathon And a Sprint 🏃
10/6/2023: “Million Dollar Search for Extraterrestrials” 👽
10/5/2023: Tenant From Hell 🔥 🏠
10/4/2023: Another Murder in the Building
10/3/2023: Swiftie Shorts Raid
9/29/2023: Waterslide Wedgie 🛝
9/28/2023: Moose on the Loose! 🫎
9/26/2023: Two Tickets, Please! 🎟️
9/25/2023: Who Will Be Crowned the Biggest Bear? 🐻
9/22/2023: Methamphetamine Rules
9/21/2023: Pseudo-Bacon Bust 🥓
9/20/2023: Lightbulb Hoarder 💡
9/19/2023: Dude, Where’s My Car?
9/18/2023: Three Strikes ⚙️, Two Fouls ⚾
9/14/2023: Treehouse Eviction 🛖
9/11/2023: “Who Is The President?” 🇺🇸
9/8/2023: The Great Tennis Ball Dilemma 🎾
9/7/2023: Rothschild Masterpieces 🏦
9/6/2023: Post-Pandemic Peloton Slump 🚴🏼
9/5/2023: Smells Like Mummy ⚱️
8/31/2023: College Shmollege 🎓
8/30/2023: Let Sleeping Ships Lie 🚢
8/29/2023: Are You Getting Enough Sleep? 😴
8/22/2023: How Much Are You Worth? 💰
8/18/2023: How to Bait a Crocodile 🐊
8/17/2023: Electric Fish Fry ⚡
8/16/2023: Where’s Your Beach? 🌴
8/15/2023: 🧓 Grandma v. Bearcub 🐻
8/14/2023: Inflation Indigestion 📈
8/10/2023: Spooky Scuba Find 🤿
8/3/2023: Is Your Nest Egg Enough?
8/1/2023: America’s Favorite Sandwich 🥪
7/31/2023: Artemis II Rehearsals Underway! 🚀
7/24/2023: X Gon Give It To Ya
7/21/2023: On the Prowl in Berlin
7/20/2023: An Espresso A Day ☕
7/18/2023: How Safe Are Your Roads?
7/17/2023: “Snow White and Her Magical Companions”
7/12/2023: Airbnb in the Toilet 🚽
7/7/2023: How To Be A Proper Guest
7/4/2023: How to Fight a Bear 🐻
6/29/2023: Skittle Scoundrel 🍬
6/27/2023: How Big is Your Nest Egg? 💸
6/23/2023: V.I.P. Bathroom Break 🚽
6/22/2023: Now Hiring: Dog Nanny
6/21/2023: The Great Raptor Caper!
6/20/2023: 91,500 Pennies for Your Thoughts
6/19/2023: Two Billionaires Walk Into a Bar
6/15/2023: Take Your Blue Sky Thinking Offline!
6/14/2023: Trump Pleads Not Guilty
6/12/2023: Who Wants to Be a Billionaire? 💰
6/8/2023: Driverless Car Chaos 🚗
6/7/2023: They’re Coming for Crypto
6/5/2023: No More Horsin’ Around
6/2/2023: The McDonald’s Diet 🍔
6/1/2023: All Aboard the PYRT Ship!
5/31/2023: Wedding Inflation Boom
5/26/2023: He Started the Fire
5/25/2023: Don’t Touch the Bison!
5/22/2023: No More Wienermobile
5/11/2023: You’re Pulling My Leg!
5/10/2023: Sir, Have You Been Drinking?
5/9/2023: Britney’s Bombshells
5/1/2023: Overcrowding on Everest
4/26/2023: The Secrets of Happiness
4/24/2023: Deadliest National Parks
4/21/2023: Is It Hotter In Here?
4/20/2023: That’s Not a Chew Toy!
4/19/2023: 69% Government Funding Media
4/18/2023: Fyre Festival 2 Registration Now Open! (Sort Of)
4/17/2023: MeeMoo the Emu On the Loose!
4/13/2023: An Explosive New Drink
4/10/2023: How to Catch a (Slippery, Naked) Thief
4/6/2023: The Economy is Totally Fine
4/4/2023: (Don't) Pour One Out
3/28/2023: Not Your Granddaddy’s U. S. of A.
3/27/2023: Customer Service Death Spiral From Hell
3/23/2023: Jailbreak Ends at IHOP
3/21/2023: The Happiest Country
3/20/2023: Air Disaster Averted
3/17/2023: Who Blew Up Nord Stream?
3/14/2023: Baboon Boulder Attack!
3/8/2023: Booze Ban Hits the Tracks
3/7/2023: AI Steals Your Voice
3/6/2023: Spy Satellite Spy Satellite
3/3/2023: Tastes Like Crickets!
3/1/2023: Savoy’s Star Stripped!
2/27/2023: The New Instagram Queen
2/24/2023: Now Hiring Non-Stupid People
2/23/2023: FBI Busts Art Fraudster
2/21/2023: Print Your Next House!
2/20/2023: Balloon Animal Busted
2/17/2023: Fool Me Four Times…
2/16/2023: Cadbury Creme Crime Update!
2/15/2023: Who Evicts the Landlords?
2/10/2023: Sword Swiper in Portland
"Elvis": Best Picture Nominees 2023 Review Series
2/8/2023: Michael Jackson Catalog for Sale!
2/6/2023: Monkey Thief Caught!
"Tár": Best Picture Nominees 2023 Review Series
1/31/2023: Don’t Steal a Cop Car
1/30/2023: How to Stick It To Your Ex
1/27/2023: Drink More (Non-Alcoholic) Beer!
1/26/2023: $3.4 Million in Debt … Every Day
1/25/2023: Pence Held Classified Docs, Too
1/24/2023: Another “Fyre” Fiasco?
1/20/2023: Hey, What Stinks in Here?
1/19/2023: High Speed Tween Chase
1/17/2023: “Most Wanted” Mobster Arrested
1/16/2023: YET ANOTHER Biden Document Dump!
1/12/2023: ANOTHER Biden Document Trove Uncovered
1/11/2023: Golden Globe Awards Winners
1/9/2023: Biden Visits the Border