Sitemap - 2023 - Morning Martini

6/1/2023: All Aboard the PYRT Ship!

5/31/2023: Wedding Inflation Boom

5/30/2023: Climbing Companion

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5/26/2023: He Started the Fire

5/25/2023: Don’t Touch the Bison!

5/24/2023: Koi Bandits!

5/23/2023: Well Past Due

5/22/2023: No More Wienermobile

5/19/2023: Life’s a Beach

5/18/2023: Cocaine Bananas

5/17/2023: Midwest is Best!

5/16/2023: (e)Scape Goat

5/15/2023: You Old Dog!

5/12/2023: Smell My Meat

5/11/2023: You’re Pulling My Leg!

5/10/2023: Sir, Have You Been Drinking?

5/9/2023: Britney’s Bombshells

5/8/2023: Coronation Recap

5/5/2023: Coronation Preview

5/4/2023: Salty Coffee

5/3/2023: Stoned Dogs

5/2/2023: Lost In An Uber

5/1/2023: Overcrowding on Everest

4/28/2023: Goose Attack!

4/27/2023: “Are You Okay?”

4/26/2023: The Secrets of Happiness

4/25/2023: Cattle Carnage

4/24/2023: Deadliest National Parks

4/21/2023: Is It Hotter In Here?

4/20/2023: That’s Not a Chew Toy!

4/19/2023: 69% Government Funding Media

4/18/2023: Fyre Festival 2 Registration Now Open! (Sort Of)

4/17/2023: MeeMoo the Emu On the Loose!

4/14/2023: Dime Bandits

4/13/2023: An Explosive New Drink

4/12/2023: RIP Tupperware?

4/11/2023: What’s Up, Doc?

4/10/2023: How to Catch a (Slippery, Naked) Thief

4/7/2023: Snake On A Plane

4/6/2023: The Economy is Totally Fine

4/5/2023: 34 for 45

4/4/2023: (Don't) Pour One Out

4/3/2023: Full Ride Plus

3/31/2023: Trumped Up Charges

3/30/2023: Buc-ee Beaver

3/29/2023: SBF x CCP

3/28/2023: Not Your Granddaddy’s U. S. of A.

3/27/2023: Customer Service Death Spiral From Hell

3/24/2023: Stoner Economics

3/23/2023: Jailbreak Ends at IHOP

3/22/2023: Brace for Impact!

3/21/2023: The Happiest Country

3/20/2023: Air Disaster Averted

3/17/2023: Who Blew Up Nord Stream?

3/16/2023: Moon Suits 2024

3/15/2023: The Great Crab Con

3/14/2023: Baboon Boulder Attack!

3/13/2023: Banks Go Bust

3/10/2023: Elon Builds a City

3/9/2023: Cocaine Cat

3/8/2023: Booze Ban Hits the Tracks

3/7/2023: AI Steals Your Voice

3/6/2023: Spy Satellite Spy Satellite

3/3/2023: Tastes Like Crickets!

3/2/2023: Chandelier Ka-Ching

3/1/2023: Savoy’s Star Stripped!

2/28/2023: Drugs to Go

2/27/2023: The New Instagram Queen

2/24/2023: Now Hiring Non-Stupid People

2/23/2023: FBI Busts Art Fraudster

2/22/2023: Phony Photography?

2/21/2023: Print Your Next House!

2/20/2023: Balloon Animal Busted

2/17/2023: Fool Me Four Times…

2/16/2023: Cadbury Creme Crime Update!

2/15/2023: Who Evicts the Landlords?

2/14/2023: Stoner Job Alert!

2/13/2023: Balloon Bonanza

2/10/2023: Sword Swiper in Portland

2/9/2023: Get Your Goat

"Elvis": Best Picture Nominees 2023 Review Series

2/8/2023: Michael Jackson Catalog for Sale!

2/7/2023: Mastodon-ception!

2/6/2023: Monkey Thief Caught!

2/3/2023: Masks are for Uggos

2/2/2023: Monkey-Thievin’

"Tár": Best Picture Nominees 2023 Review Series

2/1/2023: Too Broke to Date?

1/31/2023: Don’t Steal a Cop Car

1/30/2023: How to Stick It To Your Ex

1/27/2023: Drink More (Non-Alcoholic) Beer!

1/26/2023: $3.4 Million in Debt … Every Day

1/25/2023: Pence Held Classified Docs, Too

1/24/2023: Another “Fyre” Fiasco?

1/23/2023: King Me

1/20/2023: Hey, What Stinks in Here?

1/19/2023: High Speed Tween Chase

1/18/2023: “idiberug”

1/17/2023: “Most Wanted” Mobster Arrested

1/16/2023: YET ANOTHER Biden Document Dump!

1/13/2023: Do More Good Deeds

1/12/2023: ANOTHER Biden Document Trove Uncovered

1/11/2023: Golden Globe Awards Winners

1/10/2023: What Hole?

1/9/2023: Biden Visits the Border

1/6/2023: Damar Hamlin Wakes Up

1/5/2023: Still No Speaker

1/4/2023: Vacation from Hell

1/3/2023: Drink More Water!

1/2/2023: Happy New Year!