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1/9/2025: Grand Theft Tractor

1/9/2025: Grand Theft Tractor

PLUS: Sailboat Followup; Celebrity Evacuations; and Meg in Mourning

Jan 09, 2025
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Today is Thursday, January 9, 2025.

It is the 9th day of the year.

356 days remain.

yellow and black tractor in garage
Photo by Brandon Cormier on Unsplash

WHAT’S ON TAP

New additions to the Kim family raise questions about the line of succession in North Korea and an innovative approach to beat a pesky noise ordinance. Details in HIT LIST.

CHASE CHRISLEY is accused of assault and TAYLOR SWIFT tops Billboard’s latest chart. More in SHOWBIZ.

A Disney film is getting a series adaptation and “The View” expands. Details in CASTING CALL.

MEGHAN MARKLE mourns the loss of her beagle. Details in ROYALS.

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FOLLOW UP: The $1 sailboat listed on Craigslist over the New Year holiday in Florida will be destroyed.

The vessel was beached in late December after a rough storm. Its owner, facing $20,000 in costs to get it afloat again or face penalties like fines or even jailtime, opted to try to sell it for next to nothing. But with the deadline looming and no buyers, he decided to have it dismantled.

Workers from the city have already begun the demolition process. Locals, who were largely amused by the new attraction for the first days, tell local media they’re relieved it’s gone.

Local reporting also says the owner is too distraught for comment. [via WESH]

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Later this month, the Paradise Spas apartment complex in Las Vegas will be demolished for a new development. As leases have expired and the final tenants have moved out, the largely empty facility has become home to hundreds of stray cats that animal rights activists fear could be killed in the demolition.

“There are hundreds of cats here on property that have been here a long time, and they get into the ceiling and the roofs in the walls. We’ve taken them out of the walls before,” the property manager tells local media.

If you’re in the Vegas area and either want to hunt for kitties or claim one for yourself, details here > [via KTNV]

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SEAN COMBS is reportedly “throwing tantrums” over the attention that LUIGI MANGIONE is receiving inside their shared home at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn.

“Even in prison, Diddy’s ego is bigger than life,” one source told the NY Post. “He always wants to be the center of everything.” Since his arrival, Mangione has been an obsession for other inmates who have shared their own frustrations with the health insurance industry.

The fact that the two share a legal team (sort of) is also probably a thorn in Combs’ side (his lawyer is married to Mangione’s). [via NY Post]

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PARIS JACKSON is five years clean and sober from an alcohol and heroin addiction.

While some were aware of her struggles with booze, the drug addiction came as a shock.

She celebrated the milestone with a post on Instagram showing the highs and lows of her journey. [via The Sun]

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The Critics’ Choice Awards have been postponed due to the growing wildfires in L.A.

Originally scheduled to take place this Sunday from the Barker Hangar in Santa Monica, the 30th annual awards ceremony has been pushed back to January 26. [via The Wrap]

ALSO: Voting for Oscar nominees has been extended two days. The nominations announcement has been pushed from January 17 to January 19.

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A series based on the Disney film “Holes” is in the works at Disney+.

The 2003 flick was based on the book of the same name by Louis Sachar.

While the book and movie followed Stanley Yelnats, who gets sent to a juvenile detention camp for a crime he didn’t commit, the series will center on a teenage girl. The part about digging holes under the watchful scorn of a ruthless Warden will be kept the same, however. [via IMDb]

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UP NEXT: California’s wildfires threaten celebrity enclaves, Billboard’s biggest artist of the 21st Century, and a story of money, meth, and mayhem!

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